I am at a loss for words. I have forgot more then you know about classics uzi guy. Then there are people like poncho the unholy lord of the jac. Lets play the post some pics game.
Thats a nice crack

I bet the post man glued it together

Is that caulking or epoxy I am not sure. Looks like it was used on the mp5

Oh wait the 9mm m4 is repaired the same way