2006 Saskatchewan Noob Day
 

So it was that time of year again when we bring out all the new players & subject them to humiliations beyond my wildest dreams. Quite a day it was. There were a total of 10 new folks who showed up to take place in the training - it should be mentioned that to be allowed to take part in any of the bigger mil.sim's in Saskatchewan (mostly), new local players must take part in a boot-camp training session where they get a taste of what a real mil.sim is like, this way they can decide for the future wether or not they will attend the bigger games.

Here are just a few of the images (before & during)

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Yea, I know what you're thinking... I look sexy on that bike.

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Tim has one sexy bike.

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Jeff's bike. Not bad at all, although it doesn't tickle my nuts.

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Frickin hell, Dale has one heck of a nice bike!

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Chalcus, thanks to him I get to forefit the joy of paying for a hotel room while in Regina

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I wonder if I can get a side of jelly...

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The Aqua-Man ready for the game!

(more in next post)

I lol'ed at the last pic.

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Cody looking all-too-enthralled to be there...

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The first photo I have of KC where he is NOT onfire...

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DriveThru also looking all too happy to be there.

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Mr. Beautiful getting ready

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Two members from Pond Squad Peon II

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Arnisador & Chalcus, together once more

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Deathblow & Schlappy leading one of the training squads

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Chalcus looking pretty pissed off to be up so early.... either that or pissed with the fact that his dog puked in his bed TWICE that morning.

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Aqua & Chalcus

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Yea... I just forget this guys name!!

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A few of our 'toys'.... and some people STILL say that paintball guns look cooler... c'mon now..

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The newbies!!!!!!!

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Yea, I don't remember this dude's name either.

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I dunno about you, but Shadow looks pretty... well... not as dark as his nickname implies

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Reading the rights.. so to speak.

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So happy to be here..

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Getting ready to ship off

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Aqua getting ready for the day - being an assistant trainer, I didn't feel the need to use good camoflage, hence the face-guard. Plus it helped keep my microphone out of the wind.

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LARP in all his glory

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DriveThru is ALLL that and a bag of chips.

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What the christ is this guys name?!?!

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KC giving the noobs hell for being SO STUPID! YOU SO STUUUPIIDDDDDD!!!
*Arm punches through wall*

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Outrider... in a photo that DOESN'T make him look fat! CHANGE YER FRIGGIN SIGLINE!

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Arnisador giving the noobs a communications class

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Deathblow... umm... yea.

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Aquamarine getting ready to assault the noobies (and yes, I'm fully aware that my gun looks eerily like a gun from the begining sequence to Terminator 1 - in the future)

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Hell yea!

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Did you know that it properly lubricated (with dust), a twelve inch dildo will fit inside of an M203 grenade launcher?

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So could we rightfully say that it's erect?

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Actual screenshot from 2007's game of the year: Doom 4

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FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!

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Mickey Wang, Deathblow & Demon attempting to set up an ambush for the new guys.

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Wang, the MASTER of hiding in spring brush

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The infamous G3-SG1

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Only a couple toys.

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My new G36 with a COUPLE attachments...

That last pic has to be ASC pic of the year, right now no need for any voting it's a winner. ;)

Bwahaha @ last of second set of pics... I'm so sorry I missed this...

remind me not to be in front of Aqua when he has his 'grenade launcher' loaded :infantry: :confused: ;)

Oh, and for those if you who want to watch a short video...

http://www.pozland.com/video

Enjoy ;)

I don't know about those mesh masks...

Mine took a .25 firing at 525fps in the shop at 10 feet & left a small dent, nothing else on the inside, no bb's broke.

my lord that was the best SHIT! EVER! aqura may i ask why a group of grown hedro men had a 12 inch long dildo (thats my ***** model so you all now lol)