The 10 (and then some) Commandments of Airsoft
 

1 - Thou shall have forgotten to charge batteries on the day of a game
2 - Look ferocious in front of paintballers
3 - Stay out of the photographers way when acting like a knob
4 - Only ask a question on ASC when wearing a nomex flame retardant suit
5 - Own a pair of ballistic glasses to sit and look good beside your paintball approved goggles (even if you never use em)
6 - Always ask for bb's at either the last minute, or when you have no need for them whatsoever
7 - Hit the ground when you are fired at ... those bb's can kill!
8 - Thou shall always be "confirmed" in everything you do... unless your ride craps out
9 - Armyissue shall sell pants
10 - Thou shall not piss off greylocks

Any I've forgotten?

Tru is the only God?

Nah, Tru's just the Pimp.

11) Thou shall probably spend more on thier airsoft gear then thier car.

You shall ditch the girlfriend on sunny weekend airsoft games and sleep on the couch that night.

Very important: Thou shall call your hits

thou shall not not call hits

If thou does not call thy hits, thou shall be showerd by a high cap or two and then be banished by the field lord.

15 - Thou shall monitor thyne post count in hopes that it will bring thou some type of glory in thyne own eyes (which it won't)!

I feel LIKE aT church LOL !! The church of airsoft :D

AMEN TO aLL OF YA :D

Thou shall not flake during sales/sells/trades

wut about Thou shal get shitface with ur friends after each game n tell ur girl u didnt answer ur phone cuz u were sleeping,

Gee, I'm a commandment?

Seems so. :lol:

Wish it was so simple, I'd command a few folks to forget airsoft exists, or newbies to read before typing.